It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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