David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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