party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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