It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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