I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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