What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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