My room smells like vodka and shame
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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