whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
there is puke in my bra ... again
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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