What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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