you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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