People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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