awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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