So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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