I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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