Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
handjob tips. give me some.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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