can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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