I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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