What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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