Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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