So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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