I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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