we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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