think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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