if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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