I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
