His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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