Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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