Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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