She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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