I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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