Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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