people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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