My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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