can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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