my sisters under your porch take her home
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
