oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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