I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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