Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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