I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i now understand why vodka
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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