dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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