Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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