Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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