She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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