Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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