She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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