He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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