are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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