belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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