Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
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you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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