I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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