what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
my shit smells like andre
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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