Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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